Some of you may know that I have been driving a yellow 2004 Dodge Neon for the past couple years. I have referenced this car in a few entries, most notably “Ridin’ Ghetto Part 2,” “These Jerkoffs Who Constantly Drive by Swimming Pools” and recently, “In the Past 2 Weeks, I Have Almost Hit 2 Cows.” Well, I don’t drive it anymore, which saddened for a short while for sentimental reasons, but I’m over it.
A couple weeks ago, I spent over $600 on framework on that car. A week later, the transmission started acting up. What kind of luck is that? So when the transmission started acting up, what did I do? I traded it in for an ultra-extravagant 2002 Ford Taurus SES with 123,000 miles on it. Ridin’ ghetto 4 life yo!
Mark my words, one of these days I will be driving a Cadillac Escalade. Chances are, the thing will have 250,000 miles on it and be decorated with rust and huge dents, but I will be driving one some day nevertheless.