For those of you who are having a difficult time deciphering what Brennan wrote by looking at the picture, it reads…
Header: Brennan Age 7, 1-R
“I lik the bee one becus the boys only do one job and the girles do tuns and the only job the male bees do is mate with the queen.”
Here is the translation for what he wrote.
“My favorite book was the one about bees. This was appealing to me because I learned that the boys only have one job, which is mating with the queen while the girls have a ton of work to do.”
I am not really sure what was going through his 7 year old mind at the time, but it definitely comes off as if his opinion of the ideal life would consist of doing nothing, but bangin a hot chick while he had a bunch of females acting as his maid simultaneously.
Now what kind of teacher would instill such chauvinistic attitudes and outlooks into their young, imaginative, budding students? Well the top of the paper had “1-R” written on it. The “1” obviously stands for being in 1st grade, and the R stands for the teacher. Who is “R?” Who with a name that begins with “R” would teach children such preposterous things? After a few seconds of pondering this, I believe I solved the mystery. Brennan’s teacher was Mr. Nasty himself……Rick “The Mullet Man” Suave.
For those of you unfamiliar with who Rick “The Mullet Man” Suave is, I have written about him prior blogs, such as…
Merry Christmas from Rick and Roxy Suave: http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/?p=387
My Dog Hates Mullets: http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/?p=370
God Bless the Day After Devil’s Night 2009 http://ricoswaff.com/blog1/?p=309