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Image is Everything to Rick “The Mullet Man” Suave

So my 11 year old brother, Brennan got his hair highlighted. I have written about Brennan in a post titled “The Bren and the Bees” and “Brennan’s Poopin in Public Blues.” For those of you who don’t know, he is the one who plays the role of young Rick “The Mullet Man” Suave. Brennan looks a lot like me so I figured giving him the role of young Rick would be pretty funny.

You would think that since he highlighted his hair, I would be dissapointed because I wouldn’t be able to implement a young Rick pic into my blog until his hair grew out, right? Wrong! When I saw that he highlighted his hair, one of the first things that came to my mind is a famous athlete he would resemble if he were to wear the hair extensions we have been utilizing for the mullet man pics. Which 80’s/90’s bruinette athlete sported a mullet with highlights? You guessed it, Andre Agassi, my favorite tennis player when I was a kid.

Andre Agassi is a dark-haired tennis star who sported a funky-fresh, bodaciously awesome mullet with blonde highlights from the “image is everything” days in the late 80’s all the way until the middle 1990’s when he shaved his head. If you are confused as to what I mean by the “image is everything” days, then watch this video. Maybe your memory will be refreshed.

Ironically, Rick “The Mullet Man” Suave was a huge Andre Agassi fan growing up as well.

andre Agassi image everything

Andre Agassi and his sweet mullet.

andre Agassi mullet

Rick "The Mullet Man" Suave became a fan of Andre Agassi the moment he saw him in the Canon camera commercial where he stated the phrase, "image is everything." Rick totally agreed with this philosophy and from that day on, he idolized Andre Agassi along with countless WWF wrestlers. Rick collected enough pop cans to purchase a bottle of generic hydrogen peroxide and highlighted his hair with it.

little kid with mullet

Rick spent hours standing outside of the horse trailer he lived in, dreaming of having his very own tennis racket so he could pursue his dream of being the first person to be both a WWF wrestler AND a professional tennis player.

dumpster kid

After thousands of failed attempts at finding a tennis racket by dumpster-diving, Rick finally found a racket in a nearby dumpster.

tennis player mullet kid

Rick was ecstatic and practiced tennis every day after he found that racket.

mullet tennis

Unfortunately, Rick didn't have a tennis ball or a friend to play tennis with so he had to play tennis using an imaginary tennis ball with an imaginary friend.

mullet man hitting wife

When Rick's tennis career didn't pan out, he discovered other ways to utilize his racket. Here he is smacking his wife, Roxy's ass with his racket.